The Joke Of The Day !!! :P

A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice,

and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car.




"235,000 miles." Her friend told her that was the problem. But the blonde's friend...

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV,"

she told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the...

A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on.

She asks the woman working there for a haircut.

The blonde sits down in the chair.

The woman takes the blonde's headphones off

and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her...

i am funny, he says the device went londinit store Sales agreement and found that he wanted to buy the TV LoL.

Q: What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

A: A Frosted Flake. xD

Ye xDD Im Will Make More's Right Now

lol!lol!lol! kinda funny

my funny song

I believe i can fly i believe i can touch the sky and if i fart in class, il probaly folow through in mass.

I believe i can fly i believe i can touch the sky,and even tho i am fat, atleast im not a fuken twat!

I believe i can fly i believe i can touch the sky, and when i open my crack, u can just about see my sack

I believe i can fly i believe i can touch the sky,and even tho i play a shity game, your all of u are the same

(nm)I believe i can fly i believe i can touch the sky,all i wanted was a bag of chips but instead they cut of my hairy bits

I believe i can fly i believe i can touch the sky, and if u ego my IG char then il fuken smash your stupid car

I believe i can fly i believe i can touch the sky, and if u smile at me, il fuken fuk a big tree

I believe i can fly i believe i can touch the sky, brb im going for a pee, pls dont fuken stalk me

I believe i can fly i believe i can touch the sky,and i know u have a little cock, because it fits in my brothers sock

I believe i can fly i believe i can touch the sky, im just trying to be funny, please give me some money

I believe i can fly i believe i can touch the sky, and as it comes to the end of the song, my cock has gone long

I believe i can fly i believe i can touch the sky, and as i say goodbye, this was all a fuken lie!

HAHA my song SANG AND MADE BY DYLAN!(psycosis)

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